Victimless Crime File: Violent Pot Smoker Delivers Tainted Cookies to Police Station While Reeking of Marijuana

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If what this little bastard was doing wasn’t so dangerous, his ineptitude and stupidity would be hilarious. From MyFox Dallas:

Police on Tuesday arrested a teen they said delivered LSD-laced cookies to at least two police departments.

They said Christian Phillips of Watauga, Texas, made his first delivery on Monday — stopping by the Blue Mound Police Department to drop off a batch. The 18-year-old said he also planned to deliver cookies to Lake Worth Police Department, police said.

Blue Mound officers said they noticed the cookies smelled of marijuana, so they called Lake Worth to alert them of the pending delivery.

However, Phillips did not show up to his second stop until 10:30 a.m. on Tuesday. When he did, Lake Worth officers detained him. They said the cookies also smelled of marijuana and that preliminary tests confirmed they contained the powerful hallucinogenic drug LSD.

Police also said that a Tarrant County Sheriff’s dog indicated a positive result for marijuana on the cookies, and Phillips’ money and car.

Fort Worth police might also have received a batch of the tainted treats. According to the department, it received a Monday night delivery of cookies and other goodies.

At least three officers, including a sergeant and detective, consumed some of the items, police said.

I guess Christian thought it would be quite amusing if an officer under the influence of a hallucinogen was to go on patrol armed. I guess said cop killing some innocent bystander would be quite a funny joke, if you got high enough to see the humor.

Another report says Phillips claimed the cookies might smell like pot because his friends were smoking up while he was baking them.

Oh, and Phillips was on probation … for assaulting a police officer.

Update: Fox is reporting that the cookies weren’t tainted, but tested positive for Marijuana because the the people making the cookies were covered in pot residue. The LSD test part is now being said to be a false positive.

Is it possible, Rick and Del, that had this person who was on probation for assaulting a police officer stayed clean this entire mess wouldn’t have happened? Is it also possible that delivering cookies to police while reeking of pot is a bad idea?

6 thoughts on “Victimless Crime File: Violent Pot Smoker Delivers Tainted Cookies to Police Station While Reeking of Marijuana

  1. Might God, he is an idiot…… I hope the officers who consume the goods are ok. This not could had harm innocent people but also the cops you never know how the body will respond when tinted food is consume…….

  2. It’s amazing how the press and the conservatiove right wing will jump on something still in discovery and brand a kid with “Volent Pot Smoker”!! Simply amazing. This kid was never convicted much less accused or being a pot smoker. Stick to the facts and don’t be so hasty to go on a witch hunt!

    I’d be very interested to see if the officers that were doing the accusing took drug tests and tested positive for drugs. That would show how many dirty cops there are out there preaching one thing and doing another.

  3. What ever happended to innocent until proven guilty? The cops own lab said there were no drugs in the cookies yet he’s already been tried and convicted in the popular press, blogs, etc.

  4. He’s not “innocent” he’s a moron who went into a police station reeking of pot.

    The police explained that the cookies tested positive for “trace” meaning that while this person, who is on probation for assaulting a police officer by the way, baked his cookies he smoked enough pot to leave a residue on the cookies that could be detected hours later.

    Sorry Doc but this guy is about as innocent as people who try to hand feed wild animals or who blow their hands off playing around with fireworks. His stupidity caused this misunderstanding and he’ll not learn his lesson with glad handing soft touches claiming he’s in some way a victim.

  5. “I guess Christian thought it would be quite amusing if an officer under the influence of a hallucinogen was to go on patrol armed. I guess said cop killing some innocent bystander would be quite a funny joke, if you got high enough to see the humor.” — WTF? That’s balls! You make someone high on marijuana as sick and tainted, and totally void of sense! And if the cookies stank of herb why did the police eat them? I’ve never been so high that I though killing was funny. I’ve been SO high that I once fell asleep. That’s it. <3

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