Victimless Crime File: Hipster Douchebag Edition

This is what you look like when you’re high, at best:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw4vZeO-MIg[/youtube]

Oh they may be a Juggalo instead, or some baby boomer who never grew up blasting Eric Clapton while driving around in your fire engine red mid life crisismobile, but in essence all pot smokers are these guys.

They’re apparently a “band” called Brokencyde that makes music for some sub-culture I’ve never heard of which is comprised of the idle nouveau riche who spend their summers working at Abercrombie and Fitch, shopping at Hot Topic and watching The Hills. And if you’re a pot smoker over 14 and think you’re “cooler” than them you’re sadly mistaken. Observe this video and remember my pot loving friends that this is basically how you live your life:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0[/youtube]

As a side note, anyone wearing peg-leg jeans is basically a drag queen, without the entertainment value.

One thought on “Victimless Crime File: Hipster Douchebag Edition

  1. IM not cooler than them

    Im better than them

    I see People get shot in the fuckin head its real life bitch quit talkin like a coffee sippin fag

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