I get a lot of comments by drug users who claim that when some person gets high and ends up doing something stupid it’s wrong to blame the drugs and getting high plays no role in people making bad decisions. I assume it’s some 20-something who, in the naivety of youth, believes himself to be the first person to have made such an argument and assumes people who argue against drug use have no experience with drug use or drug users.

I’m sure said young stoner will claim that Andy Dick’s second appearance in my Victimless Crime File category is again due to Andy Dick being somehow just the worst person in the world and not an out of control addict. I however have a hard time picturing Dick, or anyone,  doing this stone cold sober:

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. – Actor and comedian Andy Dick has been charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse in West Virginia.

Dick was arraigned Saturday afternoon in Cabell County Magistrate Court. Court documents say he’s accused of grabbing a bouncer’s crotch and groping and kissing a male patron earlier in the morning at a bar in Huntington. Magistrate Patty Verbage Spence set bail at $60,000.

This happened at The Funny Bone comedy club in West Virginia and it should be noted that the manager of the club still wants Dick on the schedule. Sounds to me like he thinks it won’t happen again, maybe because Dick is promising to not get as wasted?

But whatever. Who here thinks a 110 lb “man” is so dedicated to comedy that he risks an ass kicking by a roided up bouncer at a club no one has heard of in West Virgina? Who thinks this was a good idea? It certainly wasn’t funny. I submit that there is one kind of person who thinks antagonizing a bouncer is great sport. Those are people who are high. And before you start I know this from watching many a bouncer throw a high/drunk person out of a club.

h/t BelchSpeak