Suicide Bomber Holding Clinton Campaign Office Hostage in New Hampshire

Fox is reporting a man with what is believed to be a bomb strapped to his chest is holding two Clinton campaign staffers hostage in her New Hampshire office.

Police have responded to a hostage situation at the office. Clinton is not in New Hampshire.

State and local officials are managing the situation, the official told FOX.

WMUR.com reported: “A young woman with a 6-month or 8-month-old infant came rushing into [a nearby store] just in tears, and she said, ‘You need to call 911. A man has just walked into the Clinton office, opened his coat and showed us a bomb strapped to his chest with duct tape,'” witness Lettie Tzizik said.

A Clinton spokesman said no one has been hurt.

Fox is updating this story, check back often.

Reports are coming in that the bomber is a man known to law enforcement with a history of mental illness.

I’m taking bets that this is a tax protester.

Update: Fox just interviewed a kid who said he knew the guy. Surprise! He’s apparently a conspiracy theorist. 9/11 truthers aren’t looking so harmless now huh?

Update: Yawn! The son of the bomber says the “bomb” is just some flares taped together.

Update: Leeland Eisenberg? That’s what’s being reported. The lefty blogs have info on him, but it’s just nonsense.

AboveTopSecret thinks that the whole thing is a conspiracy by Fox News to make conspiracy theorists look paranoid. They call it Faux News just like Keith Olbermann. Hmmm.

Update: The hostage taker has been arrested and taken in. There is still a question as to exactly who the guy is. No tasering was involved, much to all our disappointment.