After dealing with an out of control governor, expanding gang violence and Black Americans being targeted by Latino gangs in a racist pogrom, rising anti-Semitism and taxation driven depopulation the always classy Jersey Democrats have decided to tackle real problems:

That’s right. Part time workers who stripped half a decade ago threaten Jersey’s children.

Sorry I lived in Jersey, the town my college was in was half the size of a normal college town yet had five strip bars. I also worked in YMCA’s and with children and if you think the occasional ex-stripper/Girls Gone Wild/Naked cam chick doesn’t work with your kids (and do a good job) you’re living in a fantasy world.

It’s next to impossible to find people who can pass the background checks to work with kids who actually want to work with kids, and a good teacher’s aide is worth their weight in gold. But all that aside, nothing this woman did was illegal. But in typical classless New Jersey fashion the people there want to drive her back to the adult industry she wants to separate herself from. If she ends up losing this job, what exactly will she end up doing anyway?

Stay classy Jersey. I’m glad to see there’s so little wrong with the old stomping grounds parents have time to slap a scarlet A on some women who’s taking care of the kids they drop of at the “Y” because they couldn’t be bothered picking them up after school