Like any leftist worth their salt these days, the Kremlin’s attack propaganda machine is working overtime to convince the world that criticism of Putin’s brutal suppression of civil rights is part of a Neo-Con plot. Meanwhile, Russian human rights groups are begging the EU to “intervene” on their behalf.

While America’s distracted by the show, the Russians are trying to dig a tunnel under the Bering Straight that would lead to Alaska. The Russians and the commie loving traitors from America who want to partner with Putin explain that the tunnel would be for “trade”, by which they mean their Spetsnaz forces will be trading small arms fire with Americans during their invasion.

The only thing I have to say is “Wolverines!“