Red Alerts is doing some much needed housekeeping and getting ready for the Hellfireblogs massive Halloween shindig celebrating our just over a year or so anniversary. Thanks to everyone who visits us, except the ones who don’t visit our sponsors.

While we’re cleaning up here be sure to check out some of these fine blogs:

Sheepdog’s blog-My man Chris was blogging the Mexican TB traveler story before them all.

Velvethammer of Ironic Surrealism has a new blog called Scarlett Crusader which is a must read.

Smooth Stone debunks the two Jerusalem’s myth.

Dissident News Cries for the Knicks … from the front row? Who knew he had those kinds of connections.

Lionheart says it’s Armageddon, I think he’s right. Also he’s got a site for the upcoming fight of the century. If you’re a anti-jihad boxing fan this is your site.

We’ll be back Monday and may even divulge a few details of the greatest Halloween party of all time, which will set the standard for seasonal debauchery for decades to come. The great American tradition of Halloween has been under attack recently, and after this party I fully expect the attacks to increase twenty fold.

It’ll look something like this:

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We also recreate Ed Woods infamous Cat Dance from Orgy of the Dead every year. NSFW

Our party won’t look like such a sausage fest though.

Sorry kids, invitation only. Unless you’re willing to send us some sort of (ahem) proof that you’ve got what it takes to raise hell this Halloween. If you do, contact us, we’ll make it a contest.