I’ve been waiting for months for a reason to mention how insane Roseanne Barr’s website makes her out to be. Full of completely asinine new age mumbo-jumbo which she clearly doesn’t herself understand only interrupted by her childish rants against “BushCo” (anyone who uses that term is retarded) and “the Rich” (who she claims are going to take all the money to other planets) and her lame attempts to ride Rosie O’s coattails by giving her lavish praise. Barr’s blog lashes out at various groups of Americans seemingly at random, but she shocked her tiny support base when it was reported by Perez Hilton that Roseanne had this to say about her friends the gays:

“Never once in my 54 years have I ever once heard a gay or lesbian person who’s politically active say one thing about anything that was not about them. They don’t care about minimum wage, they don’t care about any other group other than their own self because you know, some people say being gay and lesbian is a totally narcissistic thing and sometimes I wonder. I’ve never heard any of them say anything except for ‘Accept me ’cause I’m gay.’ It’s just, it’s screwed. It’s no different than the evangelicals, it’s the same mindset.”

Ouch. I guess Roseanne’s a little miffed that all these thousands of gays that hang around her (because she’s such a big star, I’m sure) aren’t helping her end slavery through meditation (which according to her shoots her “laser mind’s eye” out into the world to kill the bad thoughts of others) or maybe they don’t agree that Jews should “move past the obsession with being put upon” and finally admit they in fact rule the world.

To be fair Roseanne did apologize to the gays for hurting their feelings and explained why she attacked them the first place:

“The leaders of gay groups need to align with the leaders of Acorn, and other groups of poor and desperate Americans and fight against those who oppress all of us!

I have met too many gays who are Republicans, and I cannot understand how they could choose that!

Let’s all leave our own bedrooms, kitchens, neighborhoods and groups and meet each other to form a diverse army that stands for Democracy and Economic Justice!!!!

(Again I apologize for any pain or hurt I have caused those whom I have always loved and befriended).”

Translation: I support you perverts, now join ACORN and help me preach Communism, Fags! Barr is a hateful harpy who was offended by the fact that some gay guy she met didn’t make her his hag and agree with every inane thing that came out of her mouth, and is completely scandalized by the fact that gays, like any other group, are not uniformly a member of any political party. There are plenty o’gays who like their taxes low and their foreign policy strong, thus they’re not pseudo-socialists like some aging celebrity who has enough money in the bank to pay high taxes.

This cow accused gays of being narcissistic because they didn’t agree with her. This is a woman who thinks that if gays don’t want to redistribute their wealth, they’re not worthy of her support for their rights and her supposed friendship is contingent to their toeing the Barr line. She’s the narcissist, but it would take introspection for her to see that. Roseanne has no time for logic or self evaluation, she’s too busy thinking up mind benders like this:

“Our country has no army here to protect it, and no border patrol. There is no more united states of America. We have now officially become North America. Our enemy is hugo chavez…he nationalized the oil of south america. He controls a large part of the oil we use in this country…so, he has already in effect won. While killing fetuses over seas, our obsession with fetus protection here kept us in line. Revenge of the (clones) Fetuses is happening now. This is the rebirth of the Goddess Miriam. (mary mother of god). She is Cleopatra and she is Isis. SHE IS THE GODDESS MM…the african goddess who’s name is ma ma..

ma ma don’t play that shit. ma ma has decided that now is the correct time for the knowledge of parthenogenesis to return to the earthling. Look it up, asshole!”

WOW! Roseanne manged to take a crazy premise and give it that racist twist that really manages to separate it from all the other crazy rants on the ‘net (An African goddess named ma ma, I suppose if you pray to her she’ll cook you up some collards). But go to her site and see for yourself, I defy you to find a group of people she doesn’t say something offensive about. So far only ACORN gets Roseanne’s positive spin, which says something about her even if you didn’t see the rest of her craziness.

h/t Ace of Spades but why was Ace reading Perez Hilton anyway?