Whoever compiled the Time Magazine 100 most influential people list seems to think George W. Bush simply doesn’t make the cut, even though Paris Hilton, Rosie O, and of course the Beijing Communist Party Secretary Liu Qi made the list. We who think the President is a bit more influential than celebrities and red bureaucrats whose sole function is to beat the individuality out Chinese citizens who aren’t lining up “the right way” were obviously miffed, but then Don Surber reminded us that we should consider the source.

Then we felt much better.