Via Ace, the democrats have “a secret plan” to whip the budget into shape by 2012.

You don’t have to be a Mesoamerican scholar to figure out what’s going on here. According to doomsday cultists and the History Channel:

There are prophecies and oracles from around the world that all seem to point to December 21, 2012 as doomsday. The ancient Mayan Calendar, the medieval predictions of Merlin, the Book of Revelation and the Chinese oracle of the I Ching all point to this specific date as the end of civilization.

That’s right, the left is counting on the end of days to get them off the hook.

Not if the vast right wing conspiracy has anything to say about it. Muahaha!