Obligatory. No blogger is allowed, by law, to not mention this monumentally ironic story:

NOVI, Mich. — A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.

Daniel Allen Everett of Clarkston was arraigned Tuesday in Novi on charges of child sexual abuse and using the Internet to attempt child sexual abuse.

A jail official says it isn’t known whether Everett has a lawyer.

A spokesman for Attorney General Mike Cox could not confirm whether Everett has children. But Cox says in a statement that the arrest is a reminder that “a parent can pose a threat to our children.”

Magistrate Andra Dudley set Everett’s bond at $50,000.

Finally someone who makes Alec Baldwin look like he’s almost a decent human being. Almost.