Free love baby, with a side of slow lingering death:

Middle-aged lovers are ignoring the risks of sexual disease, according to a survey released.

Ten per cent of sexually-active people over the age of 50 say they use no contraception.

The same proportion told researchers that they knew next to nothing about their partner’s sexual history.

The survey suggests that they see diseases such as HIV-Aids and chlamydia as problems for younger generations only.

It also found that two-thirds of those over 50 claim to enjoy active sex lives.

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Two years ago, Health Protection Scotland warned that the popularity of swapping partners and of women going on foreign holidays to pick up men had led to a rise in sexual diseases among the over-50s.

The agency said that infection clinics had even treated a number of patients in their 80s.

Wife Swapping! By the gods! These are people in their 50s and 60s who are acting out immature porn fantasies and 1 out of ten of them will never wear a condom. People in their 80s are getting STD’s!

Forget for a second the degenerate sex tourism aspect where these cretin are probably going to the poorest areas and buying off people who would not normally want to “press flesh” with wrinkled, tie dye wearing Viagra poppers. What ever happened to a little dignity?

I’m not saying 50 year olds should be celibate, but if you’re swapping wives at 50 wouldn’t it seem more classy to just get a divorce and go your separate ways. Instead these people start “swinging” like they’re on the set of some granny porn shoot.

Baby boomers never grew up, they never had to. And even now they leave all the responsibility to the next generation while they enter their twilight years still acting like teenagers. The world will be much better of when they all have succumbed to the diseases they spread around in their leathery, granola fueled orgies.