Muslim Terrorists Caught on New Mexico Border

It took a while but I was able to break the government’s super secret code they used when they released this report to the media:

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – FBI agents on Wednesday busted 10 people they termed “special interest illegal aliens” for allegedly trying to use fraudulent documents to get New Mexico drivers licenses.

A Motor Vehicle Division employee alerted police several weeks ago about what the employee believed to be a fraudulent attempt to get a license, according to an FBI news release.

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While the FBI isn’t saying which countries the 10 came from, the news release said “certain countries are associated with special national security concerns,” and that using the term “special interest alien” depends on which a given person is from.

According to the news release, investigators are still working on the investigation, and believe that dozens of “special interest illegal aliens” may have obtained New Mexico licensees using fraudulent documents.

Surprise! The people helping these mysterious “special interest aliens” were themselves illegal aliens. Just doing the jobs Americans won’t I guess. One of the ten arrested is said to be from Kazakhstan, a former Soviet Republic which is almost 50% Muslim.

Isn’t it a good thing you guys have a cryptologic genius like me to translate that hard to penetrate government jargon?

h/t Jihad Watch