Geraldo Rivera: The lovable hack who was single handedly responsible for the popularization of the Satanic Ritual Abuse myth, and thus the incarceration of innocent people. Also an avid defender of Hispanic illegal aliens, even though they’re engaged in what the Southern Poverty Law Center calls the ethnic cleansing of Los Angeles.

Michelle Malkin: The battle hardened conservative diva that is the frequent target of racist/sexist venom from misogynists on the left. Well loved by her readers and fast becoming a sex symbol for the righoshpere.

It was inevitable these two titans of pop culture would clash on the bloody fields of political punditry. Geraldo struggling to maintain his legacy while Michelle Malkin has fought her way to the penaicle and will not be dethroned easily by the wily veteran.

Gerlado opened up with a quick succession of Nazi references, putting the kid on the ropes!

But Malkin came back, putting her fight team to good use in a series of surprisingly sharp blows that stunned the mustachioed machismo.

Michelle followed up with one of the most well executed jabs I’ve ever seen.

But Geraldo still had some fight left in him, and came out swinging with his trade marked hit piece inserted in another story. Fight fans gasped as they thought they saw “The Queen” stumble toward the ropes …

But no! She throws a strong right hook and catches Geraldo right under the jaw. Geraldo is down! The ref’s beginning the count, can the veteran get up from this one?

I doubt it. Goodbye Geraldo, and good riddance.