I know, I know, this all would have happened regardless of how often these people got high. From The Sun-Gazette we have the story of Dina J. Jackson, who stabbed her buddy after an argument about marijuana. The same marijuana she used to pay the babysitter of her five-year-old daughter:

MIDDLEBURY CENTER — Dina J. Jackson, 45, of 11784 Route 287, Middlebury Center, faces several charges in connection with the alleged stabbing of Chad Orvek early Wednesday morning.

During her arraignment before District Judge Phillip Sweet Wednesday afternoon, Jackson was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment, endangering the welfare of children, and intimidation of witnesses or victims and possession of instruments of crime.

According to the state police affidavit, around 1:40 a.m. Wednesday, Orvek arrived at Jackson’s residence with Tonya Walker after being out at a restaurant.

Police say Orvek and Jackson got into an argument, allegedly over marijuana, which turned physical when Jackson pushed Orvek and then he pushed Jackson down.

As Walker tried to pull Orvek off Jackson, he knocked her into the television stand.

Orvek then turned toward Jackson and she ran into the kitchen telling him to get out of her house.

Walker opened the door and tried to push Orvek out.

As he was leaving, he turned to yell at Jackson.

Walker said she was pushed by Jackson, and then she noticed an object in Jackson’s hand.

Jackson immediately washed it and put it in the dish drainer. Orvek was by that time outside the residence yelling that he had been stabbed and needed help and Jackson was on the phone with police.

Walker related that Jackson told her that Orvek probably hurt himself to get them into trouble, to which Walker responded that was not what had happened, and that she had stabbed him. Walker then related that Jackson told her to say she didn’t see anything, that she had washed the knife and “there is no evidence.”

Walker said Jackson also told her to “watch out” if she told police anything differently.

Jackson’s five-year-old daughter was at the residence at the time of the incident.

Police said Jackson paid the babysitter with half of the marijuana that she and Orvek had purchased together.

Hey, what’s wrong with leaving your five-year-old daughter with a babysitter you pay in drugs in the apartment you where some dude you score weed with likes to visit? I mean, it’s not like the person who takes drugs in lieu of money for services rendered can’t be trusted, right? It’s not like for some extra weed they’d turn a trick with your drug partner in front of your kid, is it?

The “restaurant” Orvek and his friend were coming home from was actually a tavern according to this report. And yes, this all took place in a mobile home.

Don’t worry about Chad “I’ll fight women in front of kids” Orvek though, he’s been released from the hospital and is as O.K. as I guess he’s ever going to be.