Easter Bunny Arrested in Vicious Mall Assault!

Lock your doors Easter celebrants, the Bunny has turned on you and has set his cult of minions upon your children:

A man dressed up as the Easter Bunny is out of jail following what police are calling a disturbance at Lakeline Mall.

Authorities said a photographer taking pictures of children with
the costumed man tried to make an adjustment on a pose.

Police said the dressed-up Easter Bunny got angry and stood up, but he was holding an eight-month-old old baby boy at the time.

The infant fell, but suffered only minor injuries.

Police took the man into custody on an outstanding warrant.

It’s typical of the MSM to minimize the incident, making it seem as if the infant “fell” even when it seems more likely that this criminal rabbit cultist spiked the helpless babe like a football. No doubt in retaliation for this assault on one of his fellow costumed compatriots.

When will you Christians wake up to the rabbit shaped, candy coated danger that even now hippity hops in you midst?

Remember my Christian friends, The Easter Bunny Hates You!

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Also wishing my Jewish friends a happy (belated) Purim and if anyone’s wondering we enjoyed the Equinox in our usual fashion.