Hey, that’s not my opinion. It’s science:

MEN who regularly smoke cannabis may be prematurely stubbing out their sex lives, Australian research shows.

Men who smoked pot daily were found to be four times more likely to have trouble reaching orgasm than those who did not inhale, according to the La Trobe University study.

Other daily male cannabis smokers experienced premature ejaculation at nearly three times the rate of non-smokers.

One doctor went on to say that many (beta) males were smoking pot specifically to try to prolong their piss poor performance in the bedroom (or their parents’ basement to be more accurate) in one of the saddest yet most unsurprising confirmations of what sort of people need to escape reality on a regular basis.

The study goes on to suggest what I’ve known all along, scumbags use pot to get in the pants of chicks they wouldn’t otherwise have a chance with:

“Marijuana users were twice as likely to have had two or more sex partners in the previous year than men who didn’t smoke cannabis.”

But of course that’s likely because we sober people A) have long term relationships and B) don’t get mall rats and homeless chicks high in an effort to fill our painfully lonely existence with at least the illusion of love. Also the scientist didn’t divide by six, which is what you’re supposed to do when a man claims he slept with x number of women because it’s almost always a number inflated by a factor of six.

But then again it could be true because the gals who like pot are disease ridden skanks:

The research also found women who smoked cannabis daily were more likely to have had two or more sexual partners in the previous year.

They were also seven times more likely to have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection in the past year than non-smokers.

Ouch, as most pot smokers likely say while they pee. I guess all you guys out there fantasizing about downwardly mobile celebrity turned pot legalization advocate Shelly Martinez should include an epilogue where you get a penicillin shot. Or at least fantasize about insisting you use a condom.

But hey, legalizing pot will make this situation much, much better.

Pot smokers are always crying to me about how if pot was legal they could grow it themselves and then magically all crime would end and no pot smoker would ever make the news again. They ignore three important points:

A. The current criminal growers of pot will not just disappear, but simply be allowed to operate publicly.

B. Most are degenerates.

C. Four decades of research shows chronic or heavy marijuana use both worsens mental illness and often leads to symptoms that mimic mental illness in users.

This story illustrates the three points quite well:

By all appearances, Rebecca Kuzelka used her home to operate a child day-care business on a quiet, tree-lined street in Lake Elsinore. But a different picture of the 55-year-old mother emerged after her home was rocked by an explosion late Wednesday night.

On Thursday morning, deputies arrested Kuzelka and her son Grey Kuzelka, 21, on suspicion of using their home to make bombs and grow marijuana.

Another son, Benjamin Kuzelka, 23, injured his hand in the explosion and was hospitalized. Authorities said he would be arrested when he is released.

Around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday night, the Riverside County Sheriff’s Department said, Benjamin Kuzelka was making an explosive device when it accidentally detonated, injuring his hand.

About 20 minutes later, the department said, Kuzelka showed up at a local hospital saying that he had accidentally shot himself. “His injuries were inconsistent with a gunshot wound and doctors called the police,” said Deputy Melissa Nieburger, a department spokeswoman.

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A law enforcement source told The Times that substances found at the home were similar to acetone peroxide, or TATP, the type of powerful explosive used in the 2007 London subway terrorist bombings. There was no evidence that the Lake Elsinore incident was related to terrorism, the source said.

Riverside County deputies, FBI investigators and agents with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives took part in the investigation. Authorities also detonated some of the explosives at the home.

So a mother and her two adult sons were growing marijuana and making bombs in the house they all shared which was also a day care center. They were making bombs similar to those Jihadists favor, and one of the morons blew his hand half off then thought he could convince medical professionals it was a gunshot wound.

Why don’t we stop judging these poor innocent pot smokers?

A key argument used by people who want drug prohibition repealed is that it is the laws against drug use, not drug use itself, that are most detrimental to society. I have always maintained this is simply false, drug users are a burden on any community whether drugs are legal or not. Here is yet another story that wouldn’t have changed if drugs were legal, and society would still be on the hook for the the expense these two users incur:

PANAMA CITY BEACH — Their baby’s skull had been fractured by a nail, but instead of getting help, John Paul Huskey and Jessica Huskey kept on doing meth, according to law enforcement documents released Thursday.

Investigators believe the baby’s skull was fractured Tuesday night after John Paul Huskey, 28, jumped on a chair and the chair broke apart, sending a nail into the 18-month-old’s head. But instead of calling for help to come to their Beech Drive apartment, the Huskeys wrapped their baby’s head in duct tape and continued to use meth, officials said.

The baby did not receive medical attention until Wednesday morning, when John Paul Huskey called 911 from a cell phone in Calhoun County. Capt. Jimmy Stanford said Jessica Huskey, 25, awoke Wednesday morning to find her baby “not doing well” and “turning colors.” Jessica Huskey then began to call friends and family members for help, including her husband, John Paul Huskey, who was in Calhoun County for an unknown reason, Stanford said.

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John Paul Huskey is charged with aggravated child abuse, possession of meth, possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia. He also is charged with dealing in stolen property. According to a complaint affidavit, he stole a $425 iPod Touch out of a car in July and tried to pawn it Sept. 16.

But wait! Even now some legalization advocate is ready to type out a comment saying if only drugs were legal these idiots wouldn’t have been scared to call 911! Then this would only be a story about … a tweaker fracturing his child’s skull while his wife sat by getting high in a house full of cocaine, methamphetamine, and of course, marijuana. The state would still need to take the children from the unfit parents and yet again drug use costs society as we pay for the medical care and now upkeep of the users’ children. And drug legalization will not change that.

This couple will still steal and deal to get drug money if we legalize, they will still get high in front of their children, and they will still be unfit parents if drugs are legal. Why are we pretending any different?