The other day a couple of 20-somethings were wondering around my sub-division after dark knocking on doors pretending they were canvassing for a charity. They were very offended when I made them talk to me through the shut door and more offended 20 minutes later when I was watching them continue their supposed volunteerism with my precious .327 Charter Arms Patriot on my hip. Fact is no one sends to pot smokers out to collect money from sub-divisions (that have visible “No Soliciting” signs) after dark so clearly this was a scam.I deduced they were looking to see who was in each house, maybe for home invasions or just plain old petty theft.

Coincidentally I was up late on the catching up on the Zombie Squad forums when I saw this post which I thought I’d share. this list goes around a lot but people never seem to really take heed so I’ll use what little influence I have to get you to think about how you operate. Enjoy:

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your Carpets, paint ing your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in Your Yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to Make my Return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste… And taste means There Are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make Me Wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I Might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes You to Remove it..

5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car And Foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead Giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your Alarm Company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes It Too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the Windows On the second floor, which often access the master bedroom – and your Jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to Lock Your door – understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off Because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions
Somewhere or Offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check Dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here’s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids’ rooms.

12. You’re right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where You Keep your valuables. But if it’s not bolted down, I’ll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm System.

There’s more at the post, including the advise to use wasp spray as a self-defense weapon. While it’s true that wasp spray is much more effective than pepper spray at disabling an attacker, the fact that it’s a known poison that has warning labels telling you to never spray it on a person means using this technique may get you in hot water in a blue state or anywhere trial lawyers can win big judgments. Unless civilization breaks down, save the wasp spray for bugs.

I’ve long said that Alex Jones and company have a funny defination of patriotism, one that involves hating America, spreading Islamist propaganda and defending communism. Here’s a post from Prison Planet that does all three of these things at once. I’ll let you read through it and tell me how Jones isn’t purposefully helpong enemies of America for a quick buck, but here’s a taste if you don’t want to wade into the cess pool:

For Beck, current events in Egypt are occurring as a result of their connection to his pet-list of far-Left idealogues, like Van Jones, and a host of organizations and unions allegedly linked to Soros. While many of these connections are legitimate, Beck obscures altogether the long history of Pentagon intervention in foreign politics. The CIA and U.S. military have, for decades, sponsored and created radical Islamic factions, including the Muslim Brotherhood, the Taliban and more.

What is really underway is a complex series of destabilization efforts all across the Middle East region, and perhaps the making of a wider war. Unlike Sen. Joseph McCarthy, whose pursuit of Communist infiltrators in the U.S. government was based upon real evidence but skewed to appear hysterical and exaggerated, Glenn Beck’s relentless “outing” of Communist influence in modern U.S. and foreign affairs tends to smokescreen the coordinated actions, covert and otherwise, of monopoly capitalists toying with the nations of the world on their “grand chessboard” map.

Sounds a lot like Code Pink to me.

Isn’t it odd how when Infowars is talking about a open, documentable relationship between Leftists and the Labor movement they use the word allegedly yet when claiming the “bloodlines” of some mythical global Illuminati are secretly orchestrating everything bad in the world it’s reported as fact. Interesting. It’s almost like everyone’s favorite conspiracy buff has no taste for talking about a real conspiracy that can be proven to exist.

Jones is a frequent guest on commie propaganda outlet Russia Today. If I were more conspiracy minded I would point out that the one country that benefits the most from Alex Jones world view is also the one whose state media pays him for appearances and then say something like ‘I’m just asking questions!” while puffing on my commemorative Ron Paul bong.

h/t Zionism’s Survival