Outrage! Egyptian Professor Sent to Madhouse for Worshiping America

Why can’t we get this guy to come teach here. Apparently Dr. Gaber Mohamed Al Gazar really claims America’s his god, and he wants to worship it every day. Makes sense to me, I pray to a little American flag holding eagle for prosperity and I’m doing pretty well.

But unlike the professor I won’t be sent to a mental institution for saying this. This isn’t the only thing wrong with the fascist government in Egypt. Note to Aaron Russo: That’s the correct usage of the word.

I’m outraged at this oppression of a fellow Americanite!