Some douchebag went and found this old post where I criticize the seditious and traitorous Ku Klux Klan, which began life as the militant wing of the Democratic Party, in this instance because one of their chapters killed a woman who they were supposed to be initiating in a Lovecraftian S&M blood orgy.

I awoke this morning to find that “the grand wizard” (82.16.177.141) who like all trolls has a Hotmail address, left this comment for me:

i am a member of the kkk if you dont want to die then leave this site and never post a comment on it. if you do we wil hunt you all down and kil you. i have aready kiled one person so ets hope we dont make it 2!!!

Now I get a lot of threats by leftists, “witches” Klanners, Muslims and the whole spectrum of miscreants I blog about, but most are at least thinly veiled. In those cases when I ask “Is that a threat?” most backpedal, due to their low testosterone and knowledge that I gladly report death threats to authorities. This one irks me because the person here isn’t even savvy enough to understand that I’m not going to be intimidated by some guy who wears a white dress to parties where mostly men hold hands around the romantic lighting of a burning cross. I was simply going to pass this along to the F.B.I. but first let me assure “the grand wizard” and all his fellow death threat issuing Klanners, Muslims, Anarchists etc that, to perhaps date myself with this particular metaphor, I don’t sweat you.

Before you waste time issuing another threat you could never follow up on yourself, let me clarify the Rob Taylor position on people who use threats of violence to try to have material removed from this blog:

1) You don’t have the grapes– Sorry losers but if you were tough guys you wouldn’t be lurking on the Internet anonymously crying about what I said about you.

2) You can’t take me-Let me guess, you’re a slightly overweight near-sighted near-do-well who just slapped a brand new “assault rifle” stock on his 10-22 and now you’re feeling frisky. Save yourself the pain and stick to paintball kid because gunstore cowboys all end up the same way.

3) I’ll never remove anything from this blog– Ask Tom Madison. Unless you can prove something here is verifiably not true it stays, and the fact that the Ku Klux Klan is full of filthy degenerates who engage in sado-masochistic orgies when they aren’t applauding people killing their wives is a verifiable fact.

4) I’m dropping dime on you-Say what you will but I enjoy calling the cops on people. Love it in fact. Expect a visit from Law Enforcement soon, and if asked I’ll of course press charges.

So I hope that clears things up for future death threat posters. I know this kind of administrata is boring for the rest of my readers but I think clarity in these matters saves everyone a great deal of unnecessary pain in the long run.