Literally:

ISLE OF PALMS — Police have accused a 50th Avenue woman of breaking into her next-door neighbors’ house in April and smearing her own blood on the walls after the neighbors wouldn’t let her use their swimming pool, police said.

Elizabeth Gayle Feller, 23, is charged with two counts of first-degree burglary. Her blood matched the DNA profile, an affidavit said. Police learned that she had a disagreement with the neighbors about the use of the pool, police Lt. Ray Wright said.

Someone broke into the home April 7, threw items about and smeared blood on cabinets, doors, bed linens, furniture and walls, an affidavit said. The word “PIGS” and an obscene word were written in blood on the walls.

Another home on 50th Avenue was burglarized April 26. Similarly, items were thrown about, a mirror was broken and the burglar carved words into the walls with the broken shards, an affidavit said.

Gee, you think drugs were involved?

I guess we’ll start calling this a “reverse Manson” since she (thankfully) didn’t use someone else’s blood to write “Pigs” on the walls. But let’s be honest, if this is true it’s only a matter of time before she does.

Why does Feller think she has the right to use someone else’s pool anyway? Getting upset because someone won’t let you hang around their house is childish enough, add the whole blood sport factor and you’re looking at a girl with some serious misconceptions about life.

So what’s the call here? Is Feller a psycho Emo kid or the spoiled child of rich self-involved hippy parents who didn’t want to “stifle her creativity’ by setting proper boundaries? I’m betting a little of both, with some chronic drug use thrown in.

She must have been high to pull a caper like this:

According to an affidavit released by the City of Isle of Palms, a person broke into a residence on the Isle of Palms April 7. A suspect executed “malicious injury to property,” as the report states, with furniture and items strewn about the entire residence, cuttings and carvings embedded in wooden cabinets and blood smeared on cabinets, doors, bed linens, furniture and walls.

The affidavit says the word “PIGS” and another obscene word were written in blood on the interior walls. A set of culinary knives was taken from the property, according to the report. The approximate value of damage to the property is $7,000, said Wright.

The affidavit states that the blood-drop trail led police to the suspect’s Isle of Palms home where they observed multiple lacerations on her left hand. According to the affidavit, a search warrant was obtained for DNA comparison of the blood samples.

Three weeks later on April 26, another home on 50th Avenue was burglarized. Again furniture was turned over and the kitchen cabinet door had been vandalized in the same way as before with the cuts and carvings, an affidavit said.

Imagine coming home to find some weirdo had wrote messages to you in blood, and smeared it in your bed. Nightmarish!

Now imagine if a trail of blood spots led to the assailant, who turns out to be the mousy little freak always trying to get in your pool and basically turned her hand into hamburger just to make a point. I’d never be able to sleep again.

Let’s hope that Feller gets some drug treatment while she’s in jail and a whole lot of therapy.

h/t Trench