The first of many my friends. Though we’re not a religious organization per se we do offer up the occasional devotion to the Ruinous Powers when appropriate. The newest outrage from shut-in political blogger Chuck Adkins is one such occasion.
It seems he couldn’t handle mild criticism of his outlandish political ramblings, which are a hodge podge of Communism, crankery and of course issuing death threats to those that disagree with him.
He also once stalked Michelle Malkin.
With that in mind it should come to no surprise that he’s the kind of person who would make a comment like the following about the dead wife of one of the bloggers at Cold Fury:
This might explain why this Christina Hendrix bitch is dead, If I had to hang around idiots like that, I’d fucking die too.
Yeah, I said that, I meant ever fucking word of it.
Clearly even among bloggers this was shocking behavior. For your dose of outrage visit sites like Ace of Spades, 7.62mm Justice and the Imperial Palace of Emperor Mischa who can articulate their rage much better than I.
Instead, I’m going to follow the lead of the Religion of Peace and issue a binding Fatwa.
Now don’t worry, just as the Religion of Peace doesn’t advocate violence (just ask them) I’m not issuing a death threat like Chuck himself does. I’m just issuing a religious ruling.
Chuck Adkins is going to hell. He is beyond redemption and bereft of humanity. Adkins lives by the grace of his parents who support him because he’s incapable of supporting himself due to his lack of talent, intelligence and ability. He dwells on the Internet in obscurity and will die in obscurity unnoticed, unmourned and unloved.
Like a cowardly dog, when his comments were exposed, he tried to expunge them, he tried to mitigate them and finally he apologized. He apologized not because he knows he crossed the line, but because he couldn’t take the heat. He folded like a tourist at the big stakes table and now he’s laying low hoping that all the big bad bloggers out there will get bored and leave him alone.
To say that Chuck Adkins is beneath contempt is to understate how loathsome a subhuman he is. To say he hellbound is to describe too kindly the torment creatures like Adkins deserve in this life and the next. He is a coward, a miscreant and worst of all a burden on his family and society. Everyday, someone should remind him of that fact.
That’s my ruling, as high priest of Red Alerts. That every day Chuck Adkins be reminded that no one, not his parents who put up with him, not the “friends” that avoid him and not the welfare case worker he see once a month, will miss him when he’s gone.