Victimless Crime File: Studies Suggest Pot Smokers are Diseased Skanks and Premature Ejaculators

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Hey, that’s not my opinion. It’s science:

MEN who regularly smoke cannabis may be prematurely stubbing out their sex lives, Australian research shows.

Men who smoked pot daily were found to be four times more likely to have trouble reaching orgasm than those who did not inhale, according to the La Trobe University study.

Other daily male cannabis smokers experienced premature ejaculation at nearly three times the rate of non-smokers.

One doctor went on to say that many (beta) males were smoking pot specifically to try to prolong their piss poor performance in the bedroom (or their parents’ basement to be more accurate) in one of the saddest yet most unsurprising confirmations of what sort of people need to escape reality on a regular basis.

The study goes on to suggest what I’ve known all along, scumbags use pot to get in the pants of chicks they wouldn’t otherwise have a chance with:

“Marijuana users were twice as likely to have had two or more sex partners in the previous year than men who didn’t smoke cannabis.”

But of course that’s likely because we sober people A) have long term relationships and B) don’t get mall rats and homeless chicks high in an effort to fill our painfully lonely existence with at least the illusion of love. Also the scientist didn’t divide by six, which is what you’re supposed to do when a man claims he slept with x number of women because it’s almost always a number inflated by a factor of six.

But then again it could be true because the gals who like pot are disease ridden skanks:

The research also found women who smoked cannabis daily were more likely to have had two or more sexual partners in the previous year.

They were also seven times more likely to have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection in the past year than non-smokers.

Ouch, as most pot smokers likely say while they pee. I guess all you guys out there fantasizing about downwardly mobile celebrity turned pot legalization advocate Shelly Martinez should include an epilogue where you get a penicillin shot. Or at least fantasize about insisting you use a condom.

But hey, legalizing pot will make this situation much, much better.

MSNBC Uses Communist to Spread Internet Smear on Rush Limbaugh that was Already Debunked in 2005

Surprised? You shouldn’t be. This is the plan of lefty bloggers and their anonymous followers and has been all along. Most recently libel blogger Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs (a site itself supported by neo-Nazis) has been sending his followers to sites he doesn’t like to make racist comments then claim the site is racist due to the racism they put on there.

If you thought Charles Johnson was smart enough to have invented this little con game then you haven’t bothered reading Little Green Footballs. Groups like Media Matters and C.P.U.S.A. have used this technique to spread smears about political opponents for as long as they’ve been active on the Internet.

The smear being spread about Limbaugh dates back to 2005 and was widely debunked when it first appeared. Smash Mouth Politics has a timeline of the smear proving it started with a Wikipedia editor whose only contribution to the world’s most unreliable source continues to be a series of offensive quotes attributed to popular conservatives which cannot be verified, because they never happened. Around 2005 some racist quotes began circulating that Limbaugh made in the late 1990s, but as Web denizens pointed out, the comments were so outrageous and Limbaugh was already under such scrutiny that it seemed implausible that no one had criticized Limbaugh publicly before about the comments. Sure enough the comments, and criticism of them, do not exist prior to 2005 and are easily proved to be false.

That didn’t stop leftist hack Jack Huberman from using it in his poorly researched book 101 Poeple Who Are Really Screwing Up America. Of course his book was published well after the smear was debunked.

Now that Wikipedia has put the quote into the “disputed” category MSNBC has had to find other less reliable sources to spread their lies, namely Nation sports writer Dave Zirin, a man who wrote for SocialistWorker.org and more recently wrote a piece for the Columbus Ohio International Socialist Organization where he advocated using the current financial crisis to foment overthrowing America. C.O.I.S.O. links out to Electronic Intifada, a site that promotes the extermination of Jews, and Code Pink, a group which claims America fighting the Nazis in WW II was wrong, incited a racist riot against Cubans in Little Havana and committed treason against America by using their group to fund Castro’s regime.

Dave Zirin is clearly a man not given to decency and good faith. MSNBC put him on unchallenged even though their fact checkers must have surely known A) he was a communist with an ax to grind and connections to racist/anti-American groups and B) the charge he’s making is false. They knew but they didn’t care.

That’s just how leftists operate. The Revolutionary Communist Party USA is trying to inflame tensions in already bloodsoaked Chicago by claiming police are hunting Black kids for sport in a clear attempt to start riots in an already suffering town. False charges designed to inflame the passions of those they consider stupid animals in need of herding (Blacks and other minorities) are how White leftists believe they will start a revolution in this country. Rush Limbaugh is just the latest example of how they have been laying their divisive ground work for years.

Democrat Dennis Moore Calls Decorated Iraq War Veteran “White Trash”

While on a phone call with a Hispanic leader where Moore (D-KS)  strongly implied he would be buying the upcoming election and punish Hispanics for supporting the heroic Marine’s Congressional bid. Classy right?

From Republic Front Page News:

Speaking to a respected Hispanic leader in KCK, Dennis Moore reportedly called decorated and disabled Marine Veteran and Congressional Opponent “White Trash” in a recent (recorded) telephone conversation. The KCK leader, who has formally supported the incumbent congressman, is supporting Daniel Gilyeat’s candidacy for the Kansas 3rd District Congressional seat. Dennis Moore called the KCK man after hearing the Hispanic community leader’s support had changed. Dennis Moore said he had $7 million for the campaign and could not believe the naturalized citizen was supporting “White Trash” over Moore.

Daniel Gilyeat is running against Moore in Kansas and was serving his second term in Iraq when he lost his leg to an IED. “I lost my leg but found my voice,” Gilyeat said to a crowd Saturday at the Veteran’s memorial. Gilyeat did not comment about Moore’s description of him other than to smile and say he had heard of the comment from the man Moore was speaking to.

“Moore’s comment has serious implications,” Theresa Benefield, owner Sequoia Logistics LLC, said. “Dennis Moore is telling Hispanics they owe him their votes by bringing up the threat of $7 million. He is telling all 3rd District voters he will buy the election.” Benefield said she wondered where he was getting his money. “It is not in his FEC reports, but then again, Rangle, Franks, and now Moore have trouble reporting what is and is not theirs. That is a lot of money from someone who places his worth at just under $1 million. For a job that pays over $200,000, one might speculate on why a congressman would spend more on running in the 3rd District than he has brought into the district over the past two years, she said.

“Calling anyone white trash is unwarranted, but is  unconscionable when directed toward any minority. Evidently, minorities and middle class white people have to keep in their place around representatives like Moore and Pelosi,” she said.

Speaking with several Hispanic Americans about Moore’s comment, they each were outraged the representative would result to name calling, especially to a decorated Veteran who grew up in a largely minority neighborhood in Kansas City, Kansas.

Moore is the only rep from that state supportive of radical environmentalist policies that will adversely impact Kansas. The “blue dog” Democrat is also pushing for a public option. Anyone would be better for Kansas than Moore, but right now I’m hoping people will support Sgt. Daniel Gilyeat for Congress.

via Cassy Fiano

Child Raping Illegal Alien Awarded $4,000,000 by Orange County, California

You know a case is bad when even the free-wheeling, pot smoking Paulnuts are angry. From The Examiner:

On April 17, 2009, the Orange County Board of Supervisors agreed to pay $3.75 million, plus an additional $900,000 in medical expenses to an illegal alien who was severely beaten by other inmates in the Orange County Central Jail. The Mexican national filed a lawsuit shortly after the incident.

Fernando Ramirez, 24, was in jail after being charged with molesting a 6-year-old girl at a local park. He eventually pled guilty to the lesser charge of battery against a child.

According to his attorney, Ramirez suffered brain damage and now needs help walking. Attorney Mark Eisenberg also claims that his client has been left with an intellect of a 4-year-old child.

Despite the dire financial crisis facing Orange County, Ramirez received the largest settlement ever awarded by the county for an in-custody incident. The Board of Supervisors made their decision in a closed-door session and have refused any comment on the matter.

If anyone would like to contact the Orange County Board of Supervisors to discuss the Ramirez settlement, I have included the following contact list for your convenience:

-Board Chair Patricia C. Bates, Supervisor Fifth District (ph #: 714-834-3550)

-Vice Chair Janet Nguyen, Supervisor First District (ph #: 714-834-3110)

-John M.W. Moorlach, Supervisor Second District (ph #: 714-834-3220)

-Bill Campbell, Supervisor Third District (ph #: 714-834-3330)

-Chris Norby, Supervisor Fourth District (ph #: 714-834-3440)

Reporter’s note: Except for one story carried by the Orange County Register, there has been no press coverage of this matter. One would think that an illegal alien child molester becoming a millionaire through taxpayer funding would be big news.

Indeed. The author Dave Gibson is a man harder on crime than even yours truly and frankly the award is done, nothings going to change about that. The real question is how does California even have this money since they already went in the red three weeks after their new budget was passed. California’s tax revenue was short 1.1 billion dollars for the fiscal period, due in part to tax payers fleeing the state. Stories like this won’t make them want to come back.

When someone asks you why California is circling the drain remember that it’s the place where a man can cross the border illegally, rape a six-year-old and then be awarded four million dollars after being attacked in the prison his own perfidy put him. Then remember that as one of the world’s largest economies, California’s insanity will drag the rest of us into financial ruin with them.

Mother of the Year Strips in Front of Kids to Avoid Arrest

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And fails might I add, shaming stripper moms everywhere. From KansasCity.com:

Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting, then scuffled with officers and exposed herself through a squad car window.

Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct, the Sheboygan Press reported.

The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday afternoon. Police went to her home. The complaint said she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault.

Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

Laack struggled with the officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

Surprise! She was apparently drunk during all of this.

Those poor kids don’t stand a chance.