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Hey, that’s not my opinion. It’s science:
MEN who regularly smoke cannabis may be prematurely stubbing out their sex lives, Australian research shows.
Men who smoked pot daily were found to be four times more likely to have trouble reaching orgasm than those who did not inhale, according to the La Trobe University study.
Other daily male cannabis smokers experienced premature ejaculation at nearly three times the rate of non-smokers.
One doctor went on to say that many (beta) males were smoking pot specifically to try to prolong their piss poor performance in the bedroom (or their parents’ basement to be more accurate) in one of the saddest yet most unsurprising confirmations of what sort of people need to escape reality on a regular basis.
The study goes on to suggest what I’ve known all along, scumbags use pot to get in the pants of chicks they wouldn’t otherwise have a chance with:
“Marijuana users were twice as likely to have had two or more sex partners in the previous year than men who didn’t smoke cannabis.”
But of course that’s likely because we sober people A) have long term relationships and B) don’t get mall rats and homeless chicks high in an effort to fill our painfully lonely existence with at least the illusion of love. Also the scientist didn’t divide by six, which is what you’re supposed to do when a man claims he slept with x number of women because it’s almost always a number inflated by a factor of six.
But then again it could be true because the gals who like pot are disease ridden skanks:
The research also found women who smoked cannabis daily were more likely to have had two or more sexual partners in the previous year.
They were also seven times more likely to have been diagnosed with a sexually transmitted infection in the past year than non-smokers.
Ouch, as most pot smokers likely say while they pee. I guess all you guys out there fantasizing about downwardly mobile celebrity turned pot legalization advocate Shelly Martinez should include an epilogue where you get a penicillin shot. Or at least fantasize about insisting you use a condom.
But hey, legalizing pot will make this situation much, much better.