If what this little bastard was doing wasn’t so dangerous, his ineptitude and stupidity would be hilarious. From MyFox Dallas:
Police on Tuesday arrested a teen they said delivered LSD-laced cookies to at least two police departments.
They said Christian Phillips of Watauga, Texas, made his first delivery on Monday — stopping by the Blue Mound Police Department to drop off a batch. The 18-year-old said he also planned to deliver cookies to Lake Worth Police Department, police said.
Blue Mound officers said they noticed the cookies smelled of marijuana, so they called Lake Worth to alert them of the pending delivery.
However, Phillips did not show up to his second stop until 10:30 a.m. on Tuesday. When he did, Lake Worth officers detained him. They said the cookies also smelled of marijuana and that preliminary tests confirmed they contained the powerful hallucinogenic drug LSD.
Police also said that a Tarrant County Sheriff’s dog indicated a positive result for marijuana on the cookies, and Phillips’ money and car.
Fort Worth police might also have received a batch of the tainted treats. According to the department, it received a Monday night delivery of cookies and other goodies.
At least three officers, including a sergeant and detective, consumed some of the items, police said.
I guess Christian thought it would be quite amusing if an officer under the influence of a hallucinogen was to go on patrol armed. I guess said cop killing some innocent bystander would be quite a funny joke, if you got high enough to see the humor.
Another report says Phillips claimed the cookies might smell like pot because his friends were smoking up while he was baking them.
Oh, and Phillips was on probation … for assaulting a police officer.
Update: Fox is reporting that the cookies weren’t tainted, but tested positive for Marijuana because the the people making the cookies were covered in pot residue. The LSD test part is now being said to be a false positive.
Is it possible, Rick and Del, that had this person who was on probation for assaulting a police officer stayed clean this entire mess wouldn’t have happened? Is it also possible that delivering cookies to police while reeking of pot is a bad idea?